What is Post-masturbation Depression?


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Post-masturbation Depression, A.K.A. PMD, is the feeling of depression, and sadness that you just molested yourself. When you have PMD, the victim loses all of his/her sexual appetite.

Mark: Hey Kyle want to go to a strip club?

Kyle: No thanks, I just jerked it and have the worst case of Post-masturbation Depression

Mark: Lame...

See masturbation, horny, sadness, sexual, appetite, strip club


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