Postortion

What is Postortion?

Typical languange based on fictitious events and outright distortion of reality used by the New York Post.

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2-John Pohrodez and Daniel Pipes have postorted 37 years of history...

Keep It Jacked

1. To be cool until your next meeting with a person. Usually after jacking up a car. "Keep it jacked, bro" See jacked, keep, jo..

Mint Oreo

1. Basically, an April Fool's prank. Get an Oreo, take out the white stuff and put white tooth paste (hence the "mint"). Giv..

Down Route

1. Most commonly a woman who is broke, easy, and lies about having money and class. Meanwhile they're standing at the bus stop at two ..

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