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After having sex, pulling out, being too lazy to go to the bathroom, and peeing in the condom. Some say that this causes the condom to ..
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When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain.
Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went hom..
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Going shopping, and while trying clothes on, realizing how hideously fat you are, yet still buying pants three sizes too small, promisin..