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a drink for a mom. beer or liquor for a mom that is tired of dealing with her screaming kids.
fuck this, I want some mommy juice
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The art of blowing a dude on the toilet while wearing cross-stitched jeans around your ankles.
Since Gary could not adequately perform ..
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a party where everyone is required to wear a hideous holiday sweater.
a party titled ugly sweater party where you must have santa embr..