Postpwned

What is Postpwned?


1.

An act of retroactive pwning. A delayed pwnage.

Laura: Yeah well you have sand bag tits!

Jessica: Dude she left the room...

Laura: Yeah she just got postpwned!

See pwn, pwnage, postpwn, postpwned, retroactive, delayed

2.

To utterly and completely dominate another individual verbally via an online forum post. To destroy someone in text to the point they have no effective come back. To make someone eat their own posted words and leave them with their tail between their legs.

Kyle was being an arrogant jerk on the forums, until Mike responded and postpwned his dumbass. Then he just made some snide arrogant comment and left the thread.

See ownd, owned

3.

to be pwned so badly that you don't notice it until later.

What Casey said about Eric's mom didn't seem hurtful at first, but, when he got home, Eric realized that he had been postpwned.

See insult, pwn, congradulate, hurt, postpwn

4.

1. To be pwned after the fact.

2. pownage after the fact.

Teddy was postpwned 2 days after the initial pwnage

See pwnage, pwn, postpwn

5.

When the difference of who wins a soccer game is determined by a single goal, the goal which would have tied or won the game, the ball hits the goalpost causing that team to lose or tie the game by a mere inch or so.

Jon: Did your team win the soccer game this morning?

Avery: No, we got postpwned. With two minutes to go, we were down 2-1, and my shot bounced right off the post.

Jon: Ouch, that sucks.

See post, soccer, goal, pwned, goalpost, crossbar

6.

the shame and/or sadness one feels after they have been pwned.

person 1: what's his problem?

person 2: oh, don't mind him, he's just postpwned.

See owned, sadness, loser, pwned


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