Post-turtle

What is Post-turtle?


1.

*Australian definitive example.

Post-turtle

While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Queensland farmer, who got cut on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Kevin-07 and his appointment to Prime Minister of Australia.

“Well, ya know,” drawled the old farmer, “this Rudd fella is what they call a fencepost turtle.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost turtle was.

The old farmer said, “when you’re driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s called a fencepost turtle.”

The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain,

“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he definitely doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dill put him up there in the first place!

See australia, rudd, aussie, post, turtle


70

Random Words:

1. Noun 1. A more detailed version than asshat. Generally refers to a person who is more idiotic and/or stupid with village idiot qualitie..
1. Clean up the house in a fashionable and quick manner. Usually involves bells tied around the wrists. Also usually your hair is wrapped i..
1. Bored, stuck in random spot on internet. Without ideas or places to go, last resort. Jimmy was so ice locked, he gave up on the intern..