Postum

What is Postum?

A small round glowing orb that is ejaculated out of a man's belly button when over bloated and sexually aroused simultaneously.

It can be controlled telepathically and is scolding to the touch.

It is often mistaken for a small food sex fairy, but is actually immensely dangerous.

I went over to Denises' house and ate over half the pizza, she began to take her clothes off, and my postum came out.

I haven't seen Jenelle in a few days, Jon must've shot his postum at her again.

See postum, bloat, foogle, death

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