What is Postum?
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A small round glowing orb that is ejaculated out of a man's belly button when over bloated and sexually aroused simultaneously.
It can be controlled telepathically and is scolding to the touch.
It is often mistaken for a small food sex fairy, but is actually immensely dangerous.
I went over to Denises' house and ate over half the pizza, she began to take her clothes off, and my postum came out.
I haven't seen Jenelle in a few days, Jon must've shot his postum at her again.
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