Posturbate

What is Posturbate?


1.

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

See geek, internet, dork, attention whore, bored


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