Posturbate

What is Posturbate?

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

See geek, internet, dork, attention whore, bored

Macrodoodle

1. when a man (or woman?) has a very small penis My ex-boyfriend is such a macrodoodle. And he wondered why I wouldn't sleep with him..

Zipper Dinner

1. Oral Sex, mmm, yummy I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chap..

Konvict Music

1. the words that akon shouts on every song he sings in 9mm: konvict music, out here grindin:konvict konvict ect. See akon, konvict, 9mm..

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