Posturbate

What is Posturbate?

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

See geek, internet, dork, attention whore, bored

Jerk N Spurt

1. What guy's do even if they don't have free time...it is something you make time for. I gave up coffee in favor of a good jerk..

Tuna Suprise

1. When in the middle of sexual relations, and panties start to come off. In the middle of this act, a foul odor has arisen out of nowhere...

Pube Balls

1. A build up of pubic hair at the back of the throat (usually caused by excessive rimming). It is a typical cause of dry coughs Sounds li..

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