Posturbate

What is Posturbate?

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

See geek, internet, dork, attention whore, bored

Laffers

1. By far the weirdest example of a Prank Monkey ever to walk the Earth. Loves pointy-teeth licking and eyelash sucking and has a particul..

Vegas Apple Bob

1. A swirly in an unflushed toilet. After I took a ginormous dump, I gave that bitch a Vegas Apple Bob. See swirly, toilet, bathroom, flo..

Forward Flip

1. Awesome skateboard flip trick which is usually performed by popping the tail straight down and sliding the front foot directly off the n..

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