Posturbate

What is Posturbate?

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

See geek, internet, dork, attention whore, bored

Assknob

1. a softer version of asshole You are such an assknob you know that? You stole my watch!..

Laubster

1. the sexual union between a laura and a robster. you should have seen them at it!they were both bright red,there was steam everywhere an..

Garvin

1. Someone who posseses an over the top '80s haircut. Jenny: Did you hear about Britney's haircut? Stephanie: OMG, its so Garvi..

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