Posturbate

What is Posturbate?

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

See geek, internet, dork, attention whore, bored

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Smallkipper

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Phoenix Blue Beard

1. When your at the Phoenix open and you take a shit in the urinal while receiving a blow job the blue liquid splashes the girls chin givin..

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