Pot Noodle

What is Pot Noodle?


1.

Dehydrated noodles & vegetables, textured soya protein and preservatives. In a pot.

Pot Noodles - the staple diet of all students.

2.

To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.

Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened

"are you coming on to the club??"

"No i'm going back for a pot noodle"

3.

the food of kings who r skint

"bring me the cheapist most delicious food available and make it snappy"

4.

to stay in and have a wank on a saturday afternoon

"What did u do over the weekend?"

"this and that, bit of a pot noodle"

5.

The strange hinterland between really really nice and totally hideous. An item that can vary from being seen as the best possible to the worst possible from moment to moment or person to person, like a vary garish patterned item of clothing.

Something so bad it is good, or so good it is bad. For example, a really corny soap opera with naff acting (like Hollyoaks, or Days of Our Lives)

I don't know about this shirt, its a bit pot noodle, part of me loves it and part of me hates it

That gig was a bit pot noodle, I don't know what to make of it

See hit and miss, garish, bad taste, corny

6.

wow i want a wank but i didnt this afternoon cos i was being a SCALLY

i always wanted to type that word have never done i tb4


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