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1) The ability to take a simple, mundane task and completely and categorically fail at it in new and exciting ways.
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W.C. Fields was the funniest comedic actor in the history of film. Before he was an actor, he was a Vaudevillian juggler. He was born ..
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A vagina that is riddled with pubic hair and smells like horse shit.
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