What is Potassium?
1.
A term applied to a person who goes on Youtube or Facebook (or any other spammable thing) to spam. May have a tendency to even skip school to
Started in a school in Burnaby, not far from Vancouver.
Based on a real person, but not a real name.
Can be used in other like words such as:
- Potassiumesque
- Potassiumlike
- Potassiumish
"God, stop being so much like Potassium!"
"That comment was something Potassium would say"
"That comment was so Potassiumesque"
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2.
Kazakhstan's number one export.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
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3.
Nickname given to a reactive person - i.e one who snaps at any opportunity, especially following piss-taking.
"Here come's potassium pete"
"What do you mean?"
"The cunt reacts with anything".
4.
a slang term for ketamine, more commonly known as special k. i'm not totally certain, but most likely the term comes from potassium's symbol on the periodic table being k.
person 1 - come over to my house tonight, and don't forget to bring the potassium.
person 2 - sure thing, man, and i won't forget it. we're gonna get so fucked up, i already know it.
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5.
Another way of calling a dumb guy a caveman/monkey man. Because we all know monkeys eat a lot of bananas and bananas have potassium in them. So, that big dumb hairy guy you know may be here-in known as a potassium.
If Klinger from MASH wasn't so sharp, he would very easily be a potassium.
6.
Another word for jizz/spooge/ejaculate
"Oh dear, my little Jimmy has made potassium stain on his sheets again!"
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