Potato Dick

What is Potato Dick?


1.

A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeronior limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.

Tom: "My potato dick is about to explode. I better put it in my mouth and take a shit!"

See schlort, schlong, hoodrat, limberoni, blumpkeroni

2.

An expression used to describe an un-circumsized penis.

Girl 1: I heard you slept with Cory!

Girl 2: Yeah, hes big... but it would look alot bigger if he wasnt a potato dick.

See anteater, egg roll, turtleneck


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