What is Potato Smuggler?
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The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a
"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."
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Random Words:
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To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.
Fred struck out..
