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When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous acti..
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A frozen Vampire's Teabag (used bloody tampon) that forms a nutritious iron rich snack.
'I was hungry so i took a vampire&apo..
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Weak lager beer, such as Carling, Fosters etc. Tastes like piss and drunk by the bucketload by scallies(but its only 3.5%).
Stop drinki..
