What is Potch?
1.
To soflty tap the belly, or equally cuddly part of something that could be considered cute; most frequently animals such as a Walrus or Polar bear.
AWWWWW, that walrus is so big and cute, don't you just wanna Potch it? That emu over there is the definition of Potchable!
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2.
To unnecessarily play around with something.
He's awlays potching with that car of his
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3.
to work or do something, but not whole heartedly. the result is the work is done terribly.
i was going to do some gardening, but i couldnt be bothered so i just potched. the gardens still fucking messy.
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4.
yiddish for spank.
Like when a small child takes crayons and draws on the dining room table and says that the person that lived there before did it, the mom would say: Im going to potch you in the tuchiss(butt)!
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5.
to ejaculate, without touching the target, into and on any orifice of another person,, including, but not limited to, a butthole, mouth, ear, nose, etc, and completely covering the orifice in semen.
"Is it gay to potch in another man's butthole?"
"No, man, because there is no touching involved. It's just target practice."
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6.
Pronounced 'Pot-Ch'
To describe something unbelievably good - Short for "Proper
"That new Timbaland Album is Potch!"
"Have you seen Laura's new Car, it's Potch!"
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7.
1.) Verb. The act of potching. Past tense: poched.
2.) Noun. Poop.
1.) "Your dog just potched all over our backyard. I hope you're going to clean it up!"
2.) "I don't want to have to clean up all the potch that's sitting in my little brother's diaper."
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