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grabbing your dick while your hand is in your pocket and masturbating
Jimmy's mom asked him why his hands were always in his pocke..
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The soft drink Coca Cola.
On our trip to Paris I told the waiter I'd like a Coke and he said "Ah, American champagne."
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Congratulating someone on something that will be good for them, but bad for you.
Well, consuckulations on your new job, Matthew. It wi..
