Pouch Edit Meaning

1.

when a thin armed, skinny legged woman has a bulge in the middle of her stomach--ie a pouch like a kangaroo would have. this women seems to acquire an average looking body until you view their abdomen--a bulge of fat.

Mike: shes average, the one over at the bar sitting down.

(woman stands up)

Fred: eww dude shes sporting a pouch!

Mike: damn those pouches!

(mike starts sobbing)

Fred: it'll be okay buddy

(patting Mike on the back)

Fred: if she did some crunches, that pouch would be nonexistent..i think...

(mike continues to cry even harder)

See fat, bulge, abdomen, stomach, kangaroo

2.

A small pouch of tobacco that come in tins for the purpose of dipping. There are about 10 pouches in a tin.

Skoal, a popular smokeless tobacco brand makes a tasty citrus pouch.

See skoal, dip, tobacco, pouch, pinch

3.

A marsupial version of the expression tits

Dude check out that Awesome gastropod

Yeah man that is totally pouch

See tits, titties, cool, awsome, marsupial

4.

A person who cant handle anything and never does anything well.

Tim: "Where's Johnny?"

Frank: "He went to bed"

Tim: "What a pouch"

See pouch, bitch, wuss, pussy, pansy

5.

A simple device, usually a potato sack, attached to a man's waist so that another person may sit in the pouch and have access to the man's penis 24/7

Get in the pouch, bitch.

See pouch, bitch, sack, whore

6.

Person who is full of useless knowledge

you totally BAMF'ed me you pouch!

See the, wolf tickets, garrison, boob, dragon, bamf, bikini, monokini

7.

a slang term to describe a hotwoman, one you would dream about having sex with. Can be coupled with other words and adverbs.

From the use of pouch as the vagina. as in "i want her pouch"

"dude, that chick is puch"

"she is pouchtastic"

Guy out the window of a car yelling at a woman: "PPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH"

"Man this place is PC: Pouch City"

See Tom