What is Poughkeepsie Poker?
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DUTCHESS COUNTY CUDGEL : Al Pacino's upstate riding equipment .
The perennial argument as to whether POUGHKEEPSIE is situated in UPSTATE or DOWNSTATE New York , may be resolved in the particular case of the popular penile appendage the POUGHKEEPSIE POKER.
In its relaxed state, the Yankee Dipper dangles downwards; but when engaged in action in a lady's Yankee Dimple , it disappears apt l y upstate . So, as in most important matters, there are two ways of looking at it - each correct in its own way.
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