Pounding The Beef

What is Pounding The Beef?

male masturbation; to manually stimulate the penis using and up and down motion

I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...

See jacking off, whack-a-mole

Goldfish-band

1. A band which are playing and all members face each other, regularly with their backs to the crowd, hence the punters looking in at them ..

Cushability

1. Used in reference to the comfiness factor of anything upon which one should sit, especially haybales. Unless of course you are allergic..

Lerfore

1. When lazy morons choose not to say 'Th' and instead pronouce it 'L' Baldy: I am lerfore god..

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