Pourch Monkey Edit Meaning

1. A toned down and generally pussified version of a mudslide (see definition 13). Also known as a failed mudslide. Man, I was trying to m..

1. Rookie, beginner, n00b. Man, I was picking up chicks at the dance last night, and John only had 1 number. What a tyro! See moofoo 2. ..

1. One's favorite person; the one you love most. In Old English, the pupil of the eye (the round, dark center) was called the 'a..