Pourch Monkey Edit Meaning

1. The most trusted condom on the market Good thing I had my Trojan Condom because I don't need more kids..

1. when you shit, piss, vomit cum and bleed on someone basically all at the same time. The sex that goes with it is usually shit too. Omg ..

1. Robin and Heather eating toasted sandwiches, filled with a hodgepodge of kitchen condements and fixens. Presumably bran flakes. "H..