Pourning

What is Pourning?

1.

to be in a period of mourning after a beloved porn star has died.

I heard Marylin Chambers died and I was instantly "pourning" the loss.

See porn, death, mourning, porn star, funeral

2.

Any time before 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones

See: Drafternoon

I think we need to start drinking early; how about we have an early pourning?

See drafternoon, morning, conor, afternoon, hair of the dog

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