Poute

What is Poute?

Prounounced Poo-tay. A hairpiece for the crotch.

A contraction of pubic and toupe.

(Coined by Dave)

"On arriving back home after the Spanish American War, it appeared that I contracted Syphillis. After my shave I ordered a poute from the wig shop"

Synonym: Merkin

Antonym: Toupe

See merkin, pubes

A hairpiece for the crotch. Contraction of "pubic" and "toupe"

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"I contracted syphyllis during the Great War. After the shave, I bought a poute."

(Coined by Dave)

See merkin, toupe

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