What is Pouzanoff?
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Only the coolest name ever to be presented from ones mouth. A Pouzanoff is a very rare and delicate species, yet can kill in a single strike. It originated in Russia, and has now made its home in the US. Most reside in California. If you ever happen to catch a glimpse of a female Pouzanoff, treasure that moment forever in your heart, for they are by far the most beautiful creature in all of the land. But if a male Pouzanoff happens to notice you checkin out thier mate, you WILL be instantly torn to shreds. They are also known by the names of "Pooze, Poozie, and The Poozinator."
Pouzanoff is the coolest creature I ever seen!!!
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