Powder Monkey

What is Powder Monkey?


1.

A young boy on sailing ships similar to the peg boy who instead of reciving anal pleasures would distribute gun powder to batteries of cannon durring a sea going battle

I bet the little powder monkey has to sleep with two hands on his ass and one eye open

See peg boy, pegboy

2.

A strange little man that sneaks up behind small children and screams "Y halo thar buttsekz!!!11!1!!!11 I r teh u1tim4t3 h4><0r! PWN3D!11!1!!!!1" A common character of bedtime stories.

The little boy was walking through the deep dark woods when the pedophile Powder Monkey jumped out behind him and screamed "Y HALO THAR BUTTSEKZ!!"


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