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An extremely old and uncommon english term meaning penis.
Teacher: What are you planning to do with yourself when you graduate school?
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Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.
Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo...
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When, while out of the office at lunch or a meeting, a co-worker shits in your trash can and leaves the crumpled up toilet paper around ..