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Christmas; Hanukkah.
A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot .. 
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One considered to be foolish or socially inept. 
See retard.
SgtClunk: i gev mah myspace password away on teh interweb!!11
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Too drunk to walk straight.  Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.
See also newted, pissedand As nissed as a pewt
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