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The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.
I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farte..
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Driving around on garbage night to find some good stuff that other people have thrown out.
We're going urban-shopping later for so..
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A day that acts much like a friday, but in fact is not. A day that "ends" the week.
Jack: "Oh man, i'm totally glad..