Power Morning Fart

What is Power Morning Fart?


1.

The extremely powerful and loud fart one generates after waking up in the morning. It can happen either in bed, or while taking the morning pee. When it happens its extremely satisfying and personally amusing and is usually followed with a "WHOA!". Normally there is no smell, only hang time. When done in while taking a shit you can see the toilet water part or ripple.

Dude Matt, I ripped a power morning fart so powerful that it blew out my house windows and made the cat shit it's pants!

See fart, morning thunder, fartgasm


65

Random Words:

1. A state of mind in which a person becomes overwhelmed with feelings of tiredness, drowsiness and complete apathy rolled in to one. Vi..
1. (1) an item used by both sexes The bathrooms at Restaurant 26 are ambigender. See gender, male, female, sexes, hermaphrodite..
1. large, 60's era muscle car capable of massive destruction. Formerly seen cruising the streets of Fayetteville, NC in the late 1990..