What is Power Pooping?
1.
Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.
Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM
Me: Man, what a great power poop, I felt like I was in a power pooping competition 7:01 PM
You: Dude, you just broke a world record!
Me: Yeah, I break it about 3 times a week
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2.
The act of emptying ones bowels while listening to thrashy, hardcore, brutal, or otherwise rockin' music to enhance the experience.
Ray - "My iPod's charged, I'm ready to go to the bathroom!"
Preston - "What do you need your iPod for?"
Ray - "Power pooping, man. It's what all the rock stars and CEOs and shit do. You gotta try it!"
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