What is Power Pootie?
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A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.
Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!
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A play on Miss America.
Queen of the messes.
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The use of influence, guilt trips and essentially any other spoken or emotional trigger to get a person to a location they would otherwi..
