What is Power Pootie?
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A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.
Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!
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Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Ticke..
