Powerspeak

What is Powerspeak?


1.

noun; inflated and often self-serving language used to highlight accomplishments and/or their importance; often used on resumes, during work reviews, and in work-related meetings

Dude A: Basically we packaged and repackaged advertising in way that would persuade some percentile of middle america to gaze upon its flickering beacons of weight loss and mortgage refinancing

Dude B: Is that the official description? Something tells me that didn't come from a company memo.

Dude A: well, that's just a superficial estimation

from within it's a well-oiled machine, an insidious, ad-serving force of nature, partly thanks to me

(is that a better display of ego?)

Dude B: Yeah. Way to rock the powerspeak.

See work, office, jargon, resume, ego


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