Powerwank

What is Powerwank?


1.

The act of commiting 'self abuse' over a number of hours. Possibly whilst watching an arty French flick on a lonsome Friday night while futily tugging on ones flacid penis for three hours waiting for the leading lady to get her little bra-less French tits out.

"Fuck me, the wee man's in tatters! I had a three hour Powerwank last night."

"Over that French flick?"

"Aye"

"T'was shite, she never got her tits out."

See wank, masterbate, porn


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