What is Pownal, Vermont?
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The armpit of the state of Vermont. The people here are not friendly and don't take kindly to your kind, all while deeply protecting their ways of incest, spitting contests and complaining about how rocky their fields are. The only thing good ever to happen to this town is the former Green Mountain Race track, now nothing more then a decaying woodpile along route 7 that gives shelter to homeless people, druggies and the occasional lunatic who believes that he is Abraham Lincoln. Pownal does have one up side, it makes people from Bennington feel better about them selves.
Person 1: wow look at all the raging suck!
Person 2: welcome to Pownal, Vermont bro!
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