Ppc Edit Meaning

1.

"Protectors of the Plot Continuum". They hate Mary-Sues, and the Mary-Sues' authors hate them right back. But they don't care, because they're literate and talented, and many of the Suethors are of the "omg ur soooo m33n" sort.

Basically, a PPCer makes up a character (or Agent), whom they write travelling into bad fanfictionand killing the Mary-Sues, occasionally with a spork. Then the agent goes back into PPC HQ and drinks bleepka. The PPC is divided into two sections, which themselves consist of several different departments.

One section, Action, controls the actual operations. It contains departments such as Mary-Sues, Bad Slash, Implausible Crossovers, and so on. The other section, Infrastructure, deals with matters closer to home, including the departments Medical and Sufficiently Advanced Technology, and the PPC general store and cafeteria.

There is also a mysterious department known as the DIO. The DIO does not exist. Nor does it police the PPC itself. It most certainly was not founded in the ruins of the DIS, which was gotten rid of towards the end of the period of the PPC’s history known as the Reorganization.

Each department is headed by one of the Flowers that Be, and the PPC as a whole is governed by the Sunflower Official. He is a sunflower in a smart suit.

It's all very amusing and fun, despite the odd troll or screaming hissy fit, and some Suethors even improve after getting con crit from a PPCer.

Fanfiction, otherwise known as ‘the Pit of Voles’, seems to have a rule against PPCings. The mods there have no sense of fun.

"teh ppc ruined my fig omg theyre so evil!!!11 anyway my fics better than that tolkein person i went one beter & n gave legolas a betufil wife anyway the ppc suck"

"I'm a member of the PPC."

See ppc, dms

2.

Paranoid Phone Check

When you and your mate are talking about someone and you then have to check your phone just in case you are ringing the person you are talking about and they have heard what you have said.

Sarah: Julie is definitely putting on weight

Sue: I know, she's been eating like a pig lately

Sarah: Hang on, where's my phone? PPC!

See paranoid, phone, check, mates, talking, cell, mobile

3.

The act of taking a crap right before or after practice. Stands for pre-practice crap or post-practice crap. Feelings of relif will most likly follow.

Coach: Wheres Robby at?

Team: Taking a massive ppc.

Coach: Well might be a while so lets get started.

See crap, poop, practice, shit

4.

Pussy Per Capita

The amount of ass someone gets usually counted by youth groups or groups of friends.

Man....the 8th hour math class has a so much higher PPC rating than the 3rd hour class.