P-plates

What is P-plates?

A term used when a female is consequently on her periods and no sexual acts can take place.

Bob asked Jim: "Did you get lucky on the weekend"

Jim replays to Bob: "No Carla was wearing her P-Plates"

See period, devoed, pad, tampon

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