Ppzzus Edit Meaning

1. The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid Hey you gonna nail her tonight? IDK, i have a saf..

1. When a woman starts her period. I'm unable to make it out to the party, I have the girl flu... See period, cramps, bloat, moody, ..

1. This is the punchline of complete joke: Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was. "Horribly, a car hit my dog..