Practically Married

What is Practically Married?

In a long term, serious relationship. Not yet married but with plans to marry. Taken. Off the market.

"Sorry, I don't sleep with bar skags, I'm a practically married man."

See committed, faithful, off limits, taken

Old Brown Shoe

1. A term used for a slut who is generally passed around between friends Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dild..

One Shot Wonder

1. Someone who gets drunk after one shot, an extreme lightweight. My friend Jamie is such a one shot wonder, she got shitty at the party a..

Untagworthyness

1. when a picture of facebook is so hideous it doesn't deserve a tag omg i have this picture of me tagged and i was thinking how whoe..

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