Practically Married

What is Practically Married?

In a long term, serious relationship. Not yet married but with plans to marry. Taken. Off the market.

"Sorry, I don't sleep with bar skags, I'm a practically married man."

See committed, faithful, off limits, taken

Jalapanus

1. the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero c..

Zandbergen

1. a thick piece of snot lodged in the upper quadrant of your right nostril,virtually untouchable by the human finger. She caught me diggi..

Zeikzak

1. Dutch word, determining a whiner. "whiny bag" litterally. mostly in referance to people whing bout petty stuff. used mainly in..

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