Practically Married

What is Practically Married?

In a long term, serious relationship. Not yet married but with plans to marry. Taken. Off the market.

"Sorry, I don't sleep with bar skags, I'm a practically married man."

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Awkward Pee Dance

1. A combination of the awkward flamingo and the classic Pee Dance. To accomplish this, an awkward situation must be present, and the inten..

Zeckendorf

1. The substance remaining after a wad of jiz is mixed with sand and breadcrumbs. "My mom made zeckendorf for Thanksgiving." &q..

Kamikaze Jews

1. when in brooklyn on a day of holiness and the jews with their crazy hats are everywhere We we in brooklyn and the kamikaze jews were ev..

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