Practically Married

What is Practically Married?

In a long term, serious relationship. Not yet married but with plans to marry. Taken. Off the market.

"Sorry, I don't sleep with bar skags, I'm a practically married man."

See committed, faithful, off limits, taken

Ron Boobs

1. Fatty rolls or pockets on the abdomen, sides, or back of the body that resemble or are similar to the three substantial "fat rolls&..

Quack Farms

1. Fake shoes that come from flea markets or other shady dealings. A play on the shoe brand "Phat Farms." There are actually shoe..

Yi`ten

1. The abscence of intelligence, or the chinese word for 'milkshake'. Also commonly used as a substitute for obnoxious. That chi..

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