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When you shoot your girlfriends tits off with a shotgun.
My girlfriend was gonna get breast reduction surgery so I gave her a Painful M..
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Use your dick and wedge it between your partner's butt cheeks. Make room for an egg, place the egg in his/her butt hole. Have him/h..
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"Laugh my fucking ass off, while taking a big shit."
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