Practice Wife

What is Practice Wife?

A first wife. You work out all the kinks with her so you'll have a happy marriage and life with your true soul mate.

She is usually cute, but lacks your level of: education, social standing, or wealth.

Person 1: He married Jamishcha? Damn son, she's a hood rat! He could have done way better than that, he went to Harvard!

Person 2: It's ok, she's just a practice wife.

See wife, woman, girlfriend, ex wife

Fonumba

1. phone number, truncated for text messaging or mobile emailing can u snd me yor fonumba? See phone, cell phone, txt, blackberry, treo..

Stump Sister

1. Women, usually with otherwise presentable figures, who have unusually large calves, usually grotesquely so. She would be fairly good lo..

Officise

1. To promote someone to an officer. To promote someone to a leader of your gang. Shawn wants to officise carl so that he can run the Jer..

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