Practice Wife

What is Practice Wife?

A first wife. You work out all the kinks with her so you'll have a happy marriage and life with your true soul mate.

She is usually cute, but lacks your level of: education, social standing, or wealth.

Person 1: He married Jamishcha? Damn son, she's a hood rat! He could have done way better than that, he went to Harvard!

Person 2: It's ok, she's just a practice wife.

See wife, woman, girlfriend, ex wife

Ishame

1. When someone borrows your Mp3 player and finds embarrassing songs/albums. Mike ishamed me when he grabbed my iPod while I was listening..

Boguth

1. a fat 50 year old man or older who hits on teenagers on myspace That boguth was hitting on a 13 year old on myspace See perve, pervert..

Mingdingler

1. Someone who is insanely gut churning but they manage to look so horrible that you have to look and it becomes an amusing story that is t..

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