Praetorian Guard Edit Meaning

1. A woman too old to be dressing like J-Lo similar to "mutton dressed as lamb". "Simmer down Grey-Lo, no cut's"..

1. A way to describe something that is more moronic then just regular moron. In other words, when the word moron just can't describe ..

1. the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said ori..