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Masturbating in the shower by wrapping your arm out and around the shower curtain, making it appear as though a stranger's hand is ..
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When zombies have an unfair advantage over you. Mainly used to describe their speed, as zombies are supposed to be slow, lumbering crea..
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Negotiation strategy for getting your boyfriend off his computer.
Babe, seriously... How about you get off slickdeals and we have a fre..
