Pre - Cum Obsesive

What is Pre - Cum Obsesive?


1.

A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.

X: Have you cum yet?

Y: Not yet.

(30 seconds later)

X: What about now

Y: Soon

(another 30 seconds)

X: Anything?

Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"

(couple of seconds pass by)

Y: Pretends 2 cum

X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)

See cum, banging, shagging, ragging, sex


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