What is Pre - Cum Obsesive?
1.
A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.
X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)
See
Random Words:
1.
a top class British manufacturer that makes an every bit classy double breasted ten button trench with belt and cuff straps as Burberry...
1.
Rupturing the mucous membrane at the external opening of the vagina as a result of the first act of sexual intercourse
Dude! I porked t..
