What is Pre - Cum Obsesive?
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A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.
X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)
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