Pre Life Crisis

What is Pre Life Crisis?


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The "mid life crisis" you might get when turning 16, or another young age. Happens when you realize you are no longer Peter Pan, defender of adolescent bliss and are at some point in your life going to have to live all alone.

Girl: Excited about your birthday this sunday?

Guy: Not really.. I'm actually in a bit of a pre-life crisis right now.

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