What is Preadolescent Predator?
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a boy who belives in getting girls while they are "ripe" (15 and younger). he goes to parties and gets preadolescents drunk so he can "get to know them better" his mottos include "no need to break out the mower if the grass hasnt started growing" and "no grass on the lawn? go around back and play in the mud" and "its much better to spread the seed where the seeds havnt sprouted yet"
the guy at the party who looks like either your weird uncle or an undercover cop, who buys the alchohol leagaly but only lets the girls drink it and calls you a "cock block" if you ask for a shot. most likely carrys around ghb and year old condoms hoping to "get lucky"
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