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When you are about to go down on a chick for the first time, and you see that she's never trimmed "there" and you realize..
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Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual I..
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Used when "a crapload" just doesn't cut it.
Holy Hell i got a Metric Crapload in the back of my car.
See shitload, assl..