Pre-apology

What is Pre-apology?

the act of apologizing before you do something stupid

Frank knew he would get hammered at the ballgame, so he issued a pre-apology to the crew before the tailgate.

See pregret, pre-drink, pre-festive, pre-naked, pre-fucked

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