What is Pre-board?
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To get on before you get on.
A corruption of the English language by the airline companies.
"'We would like to pre-board.' Well, what exactly is that, anyway? What does it mean to ‘pre-board’, you get on before you get on?" - George Carlin
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The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.
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