Precious Mellons

What is Precious Mellons?

Yet another phrase for breasts. An extention of "mellons", coming by way of those crappy Precious Moments statuettes.

Zuffler

1. To Zuffle. A man who wipes his dick on a posh birds curtains Mate, I zuffled on Penelopes curtains last night See Bob Hope..

I'll Take Things That Suck For 500 Please, Alex

1. A statement reflecting profound unhappiness. "Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to..

Ufiv

1. Unsolicited Finger in Vagina A cop was placed under suspention when a bunch of female suspects accused him of UFIV violations. See gro..

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