Precocious Edit Meaning

1. A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference! "..

1. Someone who will refuse to update the card wall because he/she uses only JIRA. Mike: Hey, you never finished card 162 this iteration. ..

1. jumping and doing a high five with both hands while hitting eachothers shoes together, doing this all in the air. "good job man! t..