What is Precocknition?
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The ability that men possess that allows them to sense what is about to happen with their phallus. This ability is especially pronounced when there is an imminent threat to the groin area, and when there are possible sexual opportunities nearby. Also very useful for sensing nearby wallsharks.
"Oh man, guarded my nuts just in time; would have been a disaster if my precocknition didn't work!"
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Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.
He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.
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Random Words:
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That involuntary crazy-go-nuts wiggle dance that you get sometimes after you pee. Check out the sciencey stuff on Wikipedia.
Also known..
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an extremely mismatched pair of people, an extremely unlikely team or pair of people (from the name of play popularized by movie)
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